Analytics-Alarme, die Ihnen sagen, wenn sich etwas ändert

Your signups dropped to zero on Friday night. You found out on Monday. That's a whole weekend of sales, gone.

I'm James, founder of Privatus Analytics. Let me make sure that never happens to you.

Here's how a weekend like that happens. A deploy on Friday afternoon breaks the checkout button. Nothing crashes, nothing errors, the page just stops converting. Nobody watches a dashboard on a Saturday. So the first sign is a customer email on Monday, or worse, a quiet month-end. It isn't only breakages. A tracking script goes missing after a redesign and you lose two weeks of data. A post takes off and you find out after the moment has passed. You tried alerts before. They pinged you for every wobble, ten times a day, until you muted them. Then the real one came and you missed it. Or you bolted on a monitoring tool, with its own script on every page and its own bill, to watch a number your analytics already had. Every hour something goes unnoticed costs you money, and you've got no way to notice.

With Privatus Analytics, tell it what matters, and it keeps watch every five minutes. Traffic, signups, sales, a new site linking to you, or your site going down. Don't know what normal looks like? You don't have to. It compares today with the same time over the last four weeks and spots anything unusual, good or bad. You hear about it once, and again when things are back to normal. No flood of messages. It watches your site being up as well, and warns you before your certificate or your domain expires. No extra script, no extra tool. Alerts arrive by email, Slack, Teams, Discord, or a push to your browser. Or tell Claude or ChatGPT, over MCP: alert me if traffic drops. Done.

You hear about problems in minutes, not on Monday. A broken checkout gets fixed while there's still a weekend to save. And you only get the alerts that matter.

Set your first alert before the weekend. Start free at privatusanalytics.com.